Sharmili ka swayambar =)

Poor jokes desk in media once again cracked another joke….. I better say… It’s an incredible joke they can ever crack… in a reality show….  NDTV Imagine came up with a new program “Rakhi ka Swayambar”. In this particular show Rakhi will get a chance to choose her life partner amongst a mass of participants….wohuuuu….. Rakhi is getting true to her life style…

She is the public display of aggravation (PDA)… and now she is looking out for a groom… wooohaaaaaaaa…. She planned her Swayamvar…. in public on a reality TV show

Will somebody let me know that is it truly a reality show and truly a real marriage in all aspects? It seems that this program is used by Rakhi as a platform to make money and gain popularity. It is really a cheap act on the part and it is worse that NDTV is involved in publicizing and promoting this cheapness on the television. Is it a sign of women empowerment or that our Indian culture and vales are dumped by Rakhi Sawant?

Well… whatever…..!!  I am getting along with my post….. The show has kicked off with noisy response from prospective grooms from across the world. In just 20 days of the show announced, “NDTV Imagine has received a thunderous response from Rakhi’s admirers. There has been a flood of entries received from across the globe via phone, email, sms and even personal deliveries.”

From the mass of participants one appropriate boy will win Rakhi’s heart and walk away with her hand in marriage. (god really knows.. who will be the one?!!) Participants were from businessmen to models, NRI’s to doctors, and those engineers. These prospective grooms came from all walks of life. And most entries are in the broad age group of 18 to over 35.hehehe…. 18 year old !!!!! even today’s Kids want to marry Rakhi… How cute?!!!

While I was watching the joke… oopsss…;) I mean Show… (I must not make fun of it)  over television a 18 years old guy thinks that “he can fulfill the need of love and affection that Rakhi is looking for and hence he is the perfect match for her.” Where as 25 years old guy really appreciates Rakhi’s bindass attitude and is looking forward to be short listed because he thinks that “he is mature enough to support and guide her in every aspect of life.”(  heheheh … matured enough to support Rakhi….   !!!!!!! support in what? Slapping others? or Abusing?):D

Reacting to the awesome response to her Swayamvar, a super-energized Rakhi said, “I want to thank everybody for their continued support. This huge response has proved to everybody that my Swayamvar and shaadi is not a joke. My only wish is to find a person who will always be my support system and will respect me for what I am. I’m so glad that my family at NDTV Imagine is with me through this entire journey and taking so much of care of me and my wishes.” (What support she is talking about? Getting kicked off every time? She says it has been proved from the programme that her marriage isn’t a joke… poor she…. she doesn’t even know the reality… by the way… this program proved that … her marriage may be the greatest joke in this era…. She made a fool out of herself!!!! I really don’t get one thing… which family she was talking about… the one… who lash out her from the family…. ?? Or she has some imaginary family members? Oh…. I really can comment over it… well as far as I have seen stuff over the media….  She doesn’t really stand any respect…. So who is going to respect her..? … ooopsss… I forgot to mention.. I don’t like this female at all… )

According to me…. The biggest surprising participant NDTV people can keep in the “Rakhi ka Swayambar” none other then Sardar ManMohan Singh or in short SMS. He is a perfect fit for becoming Rakhi’s husband as he is already habituated to obeying orders received from females. (hehehehhehehe)….Or NDTV people should Invite Mika Singh… and Abhishek Avasthi over the show as participants….. That would be great…. I would love to watch this show then… It would be grama-garam telecast (hot show) isn’t? . Because it will recall that Rakhi had once slapped her ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi….. full public view. And for Mika singh….  to teach him another lesson… as she was shouting in the news….. when the unwanted event happened between the two.. and it later on became the “SANSANI KHEZ KHABAR” for few days….

Before writing over this issue… I was searching net….. Somewhere in between my search I read “Rumours are also rife that not a single male patient is left in the Agra Mental Hospital who hasn’t applied for the Swayamvar.” Hehehehe….. Cool enough… right? Well I found this imaginary… No doubt… but it’s cool…

Well, to me this show seems to me the new Ramayan of the this era….. hehehee “Rakhi ka Swayambar” instead of “Sita ka Swayambar”

Rakhi seems to be playing the role of Sita here. And the two another left to be decided….. that’s “Ram and Laxman”. Ram Kapoor and Ravi.. are playing one single role… actually.. they were not potential enough.. so they decide to divide the one single role into two…. The role of “Janak” (sita’s father) I must say,…. Ravi is trying his level real hard … after all it’s all about his sister’s life…. (A brother involved in cracking the biggest joke of his sister’s life… woohhuhuu)

This time, Ram and Laxman, their bows and arrows ready is circling the “yagna vedi” round and NDTV is keeping a strict watchfulness.

The grooms are too busy in attracting Rakhi towards them…. Each of them came up with a dream… That Rakhi will marry him… they are in a kind… fighting for Rakhi…. Well that’s even more cool…. It gives the more sense of entertainment to me….. I must admire.. till now I have just seen all this kind of stupidity in the Movies only.. That too Hindi movies specially…. But now.. That’s in real… That’s in reality show…. Go go….. Watch it..  16 candidate.. Short listed from all over the world…. And they are fighting for one girl… Thats the SITA of new era.. According to NDTV………. as they portrayed.

The show contains no morality and values of Indian tradition. The TV show is just a showbiz that is made to vow the viewers and for making huge money through advertising. Or is it one of the signs that the value of marriage has degraded in India in recent times, and it is now used by the girls of affluent class to please them and for having good time, till the time it lasts. It is just like party to carry out the their fantasies, themes and dreams, and there are no emotions involved as in any Indian traditional marriage

Never mind… I guess Rakhi along with NDTV Imagine team writing a new history for the upcoming generation.. Instead if getting to know about  “Sita ka Swayambar”…. Kids will from now know “Rakhi ka swayambar”

Hmmmm…. I think.. I have spoken enough.. I must stop here by now.. by the way… One more NAUTANKI from rakhi.. for her cheap Publicity…

*Note: what all have written above is highly my personal feelings and thinking… so, please no offences”

Memory Lane

Sometime… there are days

When I sit and think about my old days

I close my eyes and remember old days

those were the precious days

whose memories can never decay

those were the days….

From all kinds of blues and greys

I saw joys and happiness stay

and that’s why I always pray

the nice memories in my way

that’s called the childhood days.

Those were the days of Play,

I use to go on my own Way,

Having fun, no care, for another day,

My childhood gradually started Fading away

in thinking of another day,

summer time was fine,

when friends were kind,

many years are yet to pass away,

Floating somewhere in time.

Those were good times

with very little crime

we had fun with little a dime

How is that for a rhyme?

Mum used to call us for biscuits and cakes

while I played games and learnt from mistakes

I went anxiously to school

to see what best pranks any of us could pull

the most enjoying period in one’s life,

Is the exciting childhood life.

There is so much time for play,

and also make things with clay.

We make many friends,

and chat away to no ends.

There is no need to worry,

Or to be in a hurry.

There are no tensions,

and we don’t look for pensions.

Such a quiet, pleasant life,

Is the wonderful Childhood life.

There is neither need to carry loads,

or work day in and out laying roads.

But a much simpler job-Studying,

Which is the only short-cut for prospering.

Oh! My old days, how I wish to get it back,

No more early in the morning rushing to school

I can’t believe that I’m grown up so fast,

I thought my childhood would last

but I was wrong, it did not last, it never.

Old days memories I’ll say

in my mind it will always stay

Mum&Dad’s 25th Marriage Anniversary Celeberation