Sharmili ka swayambar =)
Posted by Soumya Agarwal on June 30, 2009
Poor jokes desk in media once again cracked another joke….. I better say… It’s an incredible joke they can ever crack… in a reality show…. NDTV Imagine came up with a new program “Rakhi ka Swayambar”. In this particular show Rakhi will get a chance to choose her life partner amongst a mass of participants….wohuuuu….. Rakhi is getting true to her life style…
She is the public display of aggravation (PDA)… and now she is looking out for a groom… wooohaaaaaaaa…. She planned her Swayamvar…. in public on a reality TV show
Will somebody let me know that is it truly a reality show and truly a real marriage in all aspects? It seems that this program is used by Rakhi as a platform to make money and gain popularity. It is really a cheap act on the part and it is worse that NDTV is involved in publicizing and promoting this cheapness on the television. Is it a sign of women empowerment or that our Indian culture and vales are dumped by Rakhi Sawant?
Well… whatever…..!! I am getting along with my post….. The show has kicked off with noisy response from prospective grooms from across the world. In just 20 days of the show announced, “NDTV Imagine has received a thunderous response from Rakhi’s admirers. There has been a flood of entries received from across the globe via phone, email, sms and even personal deliveries.”
From the mass of participants one appropriate boy will win Rakhi’s heart and walk away with her hand in marriage. (god really knows.. who will be the one?!!) Participants were from businessmen to models, NRI’s to doctors, and those engineers. These prospective grooms came from all walks of life. And most entries are in the broad age group of 18 to over 35.hehehe…. 18 year old !!!!! 
even today’s Kids want to marry Rakhi… How cute?!!!
While I was watching the joke… oopsss…;) I mean Show… (I must not make fun of it) over television a 18 years old guy thinks that “he can fulfill the need of love and affection that Rakhi is looking for and hence he is the perfect match for her.” Where as 25 years old guy really appreciates Rakhi’s bindass attitude and is looking forward to be short listed because he thinks that “he is mature enough to support and guide her in every aspect of life.”( heheheh … matured enough to support Rakhi…. !!!!!!! support in what? Slapping others? or Abusing?):D
Reacting to the awesome response to her Swayamvar, a super-energized Rakhi said, “I want to thank everybody for their continued support. This huge response has proved to everybody that my Swayamvar and shaadi is not a joke. My only wish is to find a person who will always be my support system and will respect me for what I am. I’m so glad that my family at NDTV Imagine is with me through this entire journey and taking so much of care of me and my wishes.” (What support she is talking about? Getting kicked off every time? She says it has been proved from the programme that her marriage isn’t a joke… poor she…. she doesn’t even know the reality… by the way… this program proved that … her marriage may be the greatest joke in this era…. She made a fool out of herself!!!! I really don’t get one thing… which family she was talking about… the one… who lash out her from the family…. ?? Or she has some imaginary family members? Oh…. I really can comment over it… well as far as I have seen stuff over the media…. She doesn’t really stand any respect…. So who is going to respect her..? … ooopsss… I forgot to mention.. I don’t like this female at all… )
According to me…. The biggest surprising participant NDTV people can keep in the “Rakhi ka Swayambar” none other then Sardar ManMohan Singh or in short SMS. He is a perfect fit for becoming Rakhi’s husband as he is already habituated to obeying orders received from females. (hehehehhehehe)….Or NDTV people should Invite Mika Singh… and Abhishek Avasthi over the show as participants….. That would be great…. I would love to watch this show then… It would be grama-garam telecast (hot show) isn’t? . Because it will recall that Rakhi had once slapped her ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi….. full public view. And for Mika singh…. to teach him another lesson… as she was shouting in the news….. when the unwanted event happened between the two.. and it later on became the “SANSANI KHEZ KHABAR” for few days….
Before writing over this issue… I was searching net….. Somewhere in between my search I read “Rumours are also rife that not a single male patient is left in the Agra Mental Hospital who hasn’t applied for the Swayamvar.” Hehehehe….. Cool enough… right? Well I found this imaginary… No doubt… but it’s cool…
Well, to me this show seems to me the new Ramayan of the this era….. hehehee “Rakhi ka Swayambar” instead of “Sita ka Swayambar”
Rakhi seems to be playing the role of Sita here. And the two another left to be decided….. that’s “Ram and Laxman”. Ram Kapoor and Ravi.. are playing one single role… actually.. they were not potential enough.. so they decide to divide the one single role into two…. The role of “Janak” (sita’s father) I must say,…. Ravi is trying his level real hard … after all it’s all about his sister’s life…. (A brother involved in cracking the biggest joke of his sister’s life… woohhuhuu)
This time, Ram and Laxman, their bows and arrows ready is circling the “yagna vedi” round and NDTV is keeping a strict watchfulness.
The grooms are too busy in attracting Rakhi towards them…. Each of them came up with a dream… That Rakhi will marry him… they are in a kind… fighting for Rakhi…. Well that’s even more cool…. It gives the more sense of entertainment to me….. I must admire.. till now I have just seen all this kind of stupidity in the Movies only.. That too Hindi movies specially…. But now.. That’s in real… That’s in reality show…. Go go….. Watch it.. 16 candidate.. Short listed from all over the world…. And they are fighting for one girl… Thats the SITA of new era.. According to NDTV………. as they portrayed.
The show contains no morality and values of Indian tradition. The TV show is just a showbiz that is made to vow the viewers and for making huge money through advertising. Or is it one of the signs that the value of marriage has degraded in India in recent times, and it is now used by the girls of affluent class to please them and for having good time, till the time it lasts. It is just like party to carry out the their fantasies, themes and dreams, and there are no emotions involved as in any Indian traditional marriage
Never mind… I guess Rakhi along with NDTV Imagine team writing a new history for the upcoming generation.. Instead if getting to know about “Sita ka Swayambar”…. Kids will from now know “Rakhi ka swayambar”
Hmmmm…. I think.. I have spoken enough.. I must stop here by now.. by the way… One more NAUTANKI from rakhi.. for her cheap Publicity…
*Note: what all have written above is highly my personal feelings and thinking… so, please no offences”
Ranjan said
Why are you after Rakhi, a sweet girl from a small town who is always VICTIMIZED by the media. SHE IS SURELY THE SITA OF KALYUG.
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Soumya Agarwal said
@ Ranjan
Why I am after her.. is because.. I dont like this female at all… I guess i have mentioned that in my post .. in Bold letters..
Jeewan said
Poor Gal ! U have made a total nonsense of her…Your not liking her doesn’t make any difference to her. And what wrong as she done? Just that she is using her own self to get what she wants…fame and publicity and money of course…What are other actresses doing ?…almost the same ..just wrapped in a decent shade…
So why Rakhi alone….its a commercial world and such shows are a hit…thats why this blog of urs..
Thats what everyone wants… To be talked about.
Badnaam hi sahi…magar naam to hoga.
Manohar Chhapolia said
Sharmili Ka swayambar (Nice heading
)
Really appreciate one thing about the Sharmili (Rakhi Sawant), She does not have Kapoor in
her name but she is still popular. Which makes one thing very clear…. She knows, how to sell and what exactly to sell rather than what should be sold.
(Why to blame her… even our best of best news channels are selling Masala Chats than providing news)
I really wish this program is not a hit (Not that I have any personal grudge with Sharmili) but
I am scared of the consequences ….. Just Imagine….. TRP is good… I am sure next year, we will have promotion of a new program something like this …..”Rakhi ki tuti kahani …aaeiye sunte hain Rakhi ki Jubani in
Raki ka Shawambar – II ……. Hafte main 2 Bar”
Jokes apart
I have a wonderful memory of watching serials like Malgudi days, Good Morning India, and Surabi as child.
I am not sure what our current generation will carry with them from programs like Big Boss and Rakhi ka Shyawambar
(Where the idea of program also does not look original).
We should not be blaming our channels… They telecast such programs because we want to see it.
VERSATILE said
Affirmative. I don’t like her either. Hell, I don’t like any of the reality shows. Some got bad language, some non-sense, joke shows got all the filth and now there’s a new trend viz. ‘Let’s make a junior version’ with the kids, all Human Right Commission guys will say no to child labor when the see one working in a shop because he has no other option left, but in all these new junior versions of reality shows, they never check that such children are literally forced to work more that 8 hours and even night shifts. As they say, ‘It happens only in India’. I know in a way or the other such people try to be an American Idiot and try live in an Age of Specialist, but people, we are Indians, and for us everything except Academics still goes added to Extra-Curricular Activities. I’m not against the specialists theory, all I want to say that please SPARE THE KIDS.
soothesayer said
roflmao
so true…but who can blame her???she is only being herself…we had seen her penchance of seeking attention from the media in the past too…on her defense, she says that she’s bold…i say there’s a differnce between being bold and behaving like a child who throws every known tantrums to get a bit of attention and fame….i am not saying that other actors dont do it or say dont want it…but there’s something called self restriction and inner conscience or at least try not be so conspicuous doing it…well i only look forward to her next show after her marriage which i dearly hope will be a live feed of whats going on with her marrital life…the daily hassles…her (acting) to be a perfect indian bride….enduring torments from her in-laws…and yes…the sex part..although i fear it would be tesselated….i bet she would be on top everytime…lol….
hate me…but i am planning to watch every bit of the show….there are something you really love to hate….
PS: i have a hunch that the rich NRI guy’s gonna be the groom….any other guesses????
Soumya Agarwal said
@ jeewan sir
I didn’t made a mess out of her…. she did it herself…. What did I do?! i just promoted a every bit of her nonsense….. hehehehe i wont mind if she is getting attention from my blog too… yeah that’s true….. she is one of the reasons that my blog is getting some what of hits….. and that is the reason for me to write about her….
well…. i cant write anything positive about her.. until she do something really pleasing and really good……
@ Manohar chhapolia
fisrt of all Thank you so much…. i m happy that you liked it…. But to be frank… its not my own creativity… the heading is suggested by a very close friend of mine…
secondly… I am with you…. even i wish.. that the program must not be a hit….. but i m very sad….. as far as i have observed… ppl around.. watch it….alot… they dont miss a single show
@versatile and soothesayer
I agree with both of you
and i guess… the groom according to me.. shud be the Rishikesh wala …Manohar tiwari….. he is quite clever..
pamolina said
somya agaewal………….
to me u seem to be the most ardent watcher……..
u r sooooo familiar with the show………..down to the name of each participants……wow!!!
n u wish the trp of the show goes down..eh!!?
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